I'm a sucker - I stayed up until 4:00 a.m. to watch the Phillies lose

Or: How to experience pain in Paris

It’s disputed, or at least inconclusive, whether “catching up on sleep” is real and possible. So there is little solace in my spending the last week staying up until 4:00 a.m. to watch the Philadelphia Phillies ruin my life.

Game 1 of the National League Division Series against the Los Angeles Dodgers started at 12:40 a.m. Paris time. My last text that m…